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Suits this season seems to have lost it's way. Too much yelling and too much repetitive issue resolution, and we're only a few episodes in. Donna is its saving grace!

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Suits this season seems to have lost it's way. Too much yelling and too much repetitive issue resolution, and we're only a few episodes in. Donna is its saving grace!
Ya, I am kinda bummed with this season so far. I'd have rather seen the firm break up and have this season be all about Harvey, Donna and Lewis's struggles dealing with the aftermath of losing the firm and having to start over (or not).
 
Ya, I am kinda bummed with this season so far. I'd have rather seen the firm break up and have this season be all about Harvey, Donna and Lewis's struggles dealing with the aftermath of losing the firm and having to start over (or not).
And a few extra weeks in, and it's not getting any better :(
 

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